Top 10 Worst Politicians of The Decade
by JohnDavidson

1. CONGRESS
They lie, they cheat, they steal, and then they break their elbows patting themselves on the back. This group of power hungry despots hasn’t done anything efficient except rigging up a vote buying system, all while refusing to accept responsibility for the banana republic they are obsessed with perpetuating.

2. GEORGE W. BUSH
Unbelievably, he accomplished something no one thought possible: an even worse presidency than his predecessor. Over the course of 8 years, W. amassed a list of transgressions so long that it would take an entire issue of this magazine just to list them all.

3. HILLARY CLINTON
As politically inexperienced as Sarah Palin, the junior Senator’s invalid presidential campaign was among the most puzzling ever: completely uninspiring and borderline cynical. The patronage evidenced by her current position would be an outrage if it wasn’t so unintentionally hilarious.

4. ELIOT SPITZER
Look up Shadenfreude in the dictionary and you’ll see this guy’s picture.

5. SARAH PALIN
Dan Quayle dressed up like a MILF.

6. JOHN KERRY
A legend in his own mind, and architect of the worst presidential campaign in 25 years.

7. DICK CHENEY
By unintentionally shooting a hunting buddy in the face with a shotgun, Vice President Cheney created a perfect metaphor for
the Bush legacy.

8. JOHN EDWARDS
Everything you suspected about this ambulance-chaser was right. A phony populist of the highest order, this bastard was busy fathering a love-child while his wife was battling cancer.

9. THE REPUBLICANS IN YOUR BEDROOM
Why do so many Republicans cheat on their wives? Why do they hate gay people?

10. THE DEMOCRATS IN YOUR WALLET
Why are Democrats obsessed with raising taxes on everyone except for those who don’t pay any taxes? Why do they spend our money like drunken sailors?