A Series of Conversations Between Daisuke Matsuzaka and His Catcher, Jason Varitek, as Interpreted by Expert on All Matters, Curt Schilling and Sir Unique Himself, Manny Ramirez 

Pre-Game Strategy Discussion:

Matsuzaka: Mr. Varitek, tell me about this honorable team we call the “Devil Rays.”
Schilling: Who’re these bozos in vests?

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What If The Celtics Don't Get Oden or Durant?
by Ilan Mochari

To hear the yakking on WEEI, to view the chat room banter, you’d think it was a fait accompli for the Celtics to land a savior in the June 28 NBA draft. There’s logic behind this faulty thinking: The Celtics have the second worst record in the NBA; therefore, chances seem high they’ll win the second overall pick in the May 22 draft lottery. And with that second pick, the Celtics will inevitably select either stud number one (Greg Oden of Ohio State) or stud number two (Kevin Durant of Texas).

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